John V. - Elasmotherium
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Google Pagespeed Improvements, Code Optimization, Graphic Optimization, HTML/CSS/jQueryLearn More
PostgreSQL, MySQL, Laravel, Retrofit Old Software, Admin InterfaceLearn More
If your Macbook Air won’t turn on, shake the holy living daylights out of it.Learn More
When trying to make a device vibrate using Ionic, PhoneGap, ng-cordova and/or cordova vibrate plugin, it can be very frustrating to think you’re using it correctly but to find out that the phone doesn’t vibrate after all is said and done. It can be as...Learn More
Technical Advisor, Consultant, Technical Project Manager, Code Review, Temporary CTOLearn More
Recently, I had a client that needed to install a WordPress blog in a “blog” subdirectory, however, the blog needed to live on a different server. I suggested (not thinking about SEO, at all) that perhaps we simply point “blog.example.com” to...Learn More
CTO, PHP, MySQL, Laravel, Lumen, Angular.js, HTML5, CSS3, High Traffic, Big DataLearn More
“Lotsa” data is not Big Data, but, still hard to manage. Sometimes, you need to import a really, really big (or even kind of big) MySQL dump file and mysqldump is simply freaking out doing the standard way: MySQL mysqldump -u [username] -p [database_name]...Learn More
PHP Artisan Migrate – Laravel 5 – Mac – MAMP Update 2015-07-29 : As Alejandro pointed out in the comments below, FIRST try changing your “localhost” to 127.0.0.1 and see if it works. If not, read on… I know this is a...Learn More
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